Total Medals Earned: 303 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,530 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
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They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/250 points)
Reach the door at the end of Level 1
Reach the door at the end of Level 2
Reach the door at the end of Level 3
Reach the door at the end of Level 10
Reach the door at the end of Level 4
Reach the door at the end of Level 5
Reach the door at the end of Level 6
Reach the door at the end of Level 7
Reach the door at the end of Level 8
Reach the door at the end of Level 9
Reach the door at the end of Level 11
Reach the door at the end of Level 12
Reach the door at the end of Level 13
Reach the door at the end of Level 14
Reach the door at the end of Level 15
Medals Earned: 6/7 (235/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/21 (65/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Earn $100 in total
Ascend for the first time
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Earn $1000000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/465 points)
There he is... Reach 1000 points!
3 Item Combo!
5 Item Combo!
Pestilence..! Reach 1500 points!
Think + Drink! Reach 2000 points!
Dog & Pony Show... Reach 5000 points!
Catch The Lad! Reach 7500 points!
Bingo Bango! Reach 10000 points!
Ruler of Videogames! Reach 15000 points!
An unstoppable force! Reach 20000 points!
Rahul Got Drunk! Nice Job! Reach 30000 points!
6 Item Combo!
7 Item Combo!
9 Item Combo!
Medals Earned: 4/21 (35/380 points)
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Drink til you drop.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
Kill the first enemy.
Destroy all the bunnies.
Explode the big mean door.
Complete the game.
Die over 100 times.
Defeat Slash in Guitar Hero.
Finish the game without dying more than 20 times.
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.